I work a lot from coffee shops. Mostly because I don’t have the revenue to lease my own commercial place. Not to mention, my business is quite a lonely one and working from coffee shops offers somewhat of a social aspect to my day.
Point being that I spend a lot of time in coffee shops. And during my stint as a compulsive coffee shop hanger outer I’ve developed some habits to help myself be productive when I need to be.
One of my habits includes:
- Wearing headphones – even if I’m not listening to anything.
It helps out with the random fraternizers and offers something in the way of privacy.
Today though, I found a new use for them:
Listening to people talk shit about you!
You see, I’m that jerk that parks his butt on the most comfortable chair, encompassing the biggest table, taking up real estate with my portable office and talking loudly on his cell phone (okay, not that last one..).
Today, a couple walked in to an otherwise packed house and stood there stumped. There were 4 tables available but only at the smaller tables, with the wooden chairs. Which they were obviously not comfortable with…
They stood around shuffling their feet for close to 15 minutes before I took the headphones off and offered the remaining 2 comfy chairs to them from where I was sitting (aren’t I nice?).
It then took them a FULL HALF HOUR to decide if they were going to stay at It’s a Grind and continue to, from what I can tell, do nothing more than visit with each other.
The entire time complaining about me, right in front of me, because they thought I was listening to something with my headphones on…
They’re still sitting here, and to be honest, it’s kind of funny to hear what they’re saying so I haven’t dropped the bomb on them yet, but I will…. Oh yes…. I will.
Muahahahahaha…. (best evil laugh I can do)


